WARNING: These jokes are rated PG 10 3/4. Also, 4 out of 5 adults rated them extra cheesy.
Q. What’s the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
A: Use a cowculator.
Q: Why was the broom late?
A: It over swept.
Q: What is the difference between Brussel sprouts and boogers?
A: Kids don’t eat Brussel sprouts.
Q: Know what?
A: Chicken butt.
Q: Know why?
A: Chicken thigh.
Q: Know who?
A: Chicken poo.
Q-”How do you catch a gorilla?”
A-”I don’t know. How?”
Q-”You climb up a tree and make a sound like a banana.”
A-”Bananas don’t make sounds.”
Q-”That’s why it’s so funny!”
Q. Why couldn’t the 11-year-old get into the pirate movie?
A. Because it was rated R.
Q: Whats the difference between between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pee soup!